Why PeanutButter is Sometimes Better Than Dating

PeanutButterI put down the peanut butter long enough to write this list.

1. Don’t need to get dressed up to spend time with PeanutButter.
2. Don’t actually need to leave the house to spend time with PeanutButter.
3. PeanutButter will never judge you, your job, your lifestyle, your friends…
4. Don’t need to worry about logging into Facebook and wondering, “who is that girl hanging out with PeanutButter???!!!”
5. Actually don’t need to stalk PeanutButter on social media at all since you always know where PeanutButter is.
6. PeanutButter will NEVER leave you until YOU decide…and once that jar is empty you can always get more from Whole Foods. Phew, I missed you PeanutButter!
7. PeanutButter does not have deep-rooted psychological issues. Or an ex-girlfriend.
8. Can do other important stuff you like while hanging out with PeanutButter like eat sugar free chocolate and watch rom-coms.
9. PeanutButter doesn’t say stupid shit.
10. PeanutButter will NEVER vote for Trump. Phew.

 

Struggling to incorporate healthy foods like peanut butter, nuts, and even fruit into your low carb diet? I totally get it. That’s why I created My Low Carb Cafe, which helps you add back variety into your low carb/keto diet! We are very close to releasing the app, and I’m sure it will be helpful for you. Send us an email at ketoproject@gmail.com and we’ll let you know when it’s out!

2 thoughts on “Why PeanutButter is Sometimes Better Than Dating

  • What do you think about almond butter or sunflower seed butter as a substitute for peanut butter?
    I’ve read that some people have trouble digesting peanuts.

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